legfruit:

when someone asks you how you know all the zodiac signs in order

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teslatea - oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

rabbit-runner:

ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER GODDAMN GIVEAWAY. 

I once again have enough money to host a giveaway for all my wonderful followers. So here’s what you, yes, you! Can win; 

1. Any two wigs under $40 on any wig site of your choosing. 

2. $45 to spend on Etsy

3. $45 to spend on Amazon.

4. $45 to spend on What-Pumpkin.

5. $45 to spend on Ali-Express. 

6. TWO, get that, TWO, whole large pizza’s from any site delivered to your door. 

Wonderful, isn’t it? I’m wonderful. Even though you’d love to get these prizes in two days, I have some rules. 

1. Must Be Following Me. Just like my other giveaways, this is for my followers only. You can unfollow after this giveaway is done, even though that’s kinda rude. 

2. Likes do NOT count. Reblog’s only. You can like it to remember for later, but that will not count for an entry. 

3. Reblog as many times as you like, but do not spam your followers. This is something you should know. 

4. The winner will not be announced unless they want to. Because some people can be sore losers and say that the winner cheated and will actually send them hate. 

So there’s only 4 rules that you need to follow and we’ll come out alive. Alright. 

GIVEAWAY ENDS ON DECEMBER 1ST. THE TIME MAY CHANGE AROUND THEN DUE TO FAMILY ISSUES. 

Good luck! 

glubbinforthehalibut:

chomei:

can the science side of tumblr please explain to me why aoba did this stupid jog thing for 2 entire steps and then walked casually out of the room

gays have very low stamina due to all orgies we have all the time

glubbinforthehalibut:

chomei:

can the science side of tumblr please explain to me why aoba did this stupid jog thing for 2 entire steps and then walked casually out of the room

gays have very low stamina due to all orgies we have all the time

attackontwitter:

Food for thought.

attackontwitter:

Food for thought.

skeleaton:

4/13? 4/13!

skeleaton:

4/13? 4/13!

Differeny Ways DRAMAtical Murder Characters Get Into The Tower
Clear: *sneaks*
Noiz: *sneaks*
Koujaku: *sneaks*
Mink: dRIVES A MOTHERFUCKIN' BIKE OFF OF ONE BUILDING TO THE TOWER, CRASHES THOUGH THE WINDOW, SPEEDS THROUGH THE FIRST FLOOR AND PROCEEDS TO FUCKING DRIVE HIS MOTHERFUNKING BIKE ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR.
joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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